Whoa, that's a huge summoning circle! Who put that here where anyone could trip over it? Oh Baphomet, I thought it might be you! Summoning some fast food I see, eh? I fully support your mystical culinary endeavors. Also can you please summon me two dozen cupcakes? It's for, um, a friend.
Yes, the Mini Squishable Baphomet may be an extra-dimensional creature of mystical occult tradition, but they're actually pretty chill. This afternoon their plans include a nice cup of chamomile tea, a comfortable couch, and a good record. They prefer heavy metal, but whatever, honestly. You pick.
The world is full of many brews. Some of them contain eye of newt and toe of frog. Some of them contain nice toasty malt, hops, and yeast. And some just contain a lot of caffeine. This is one of those. I mean, it also probably contains a bit of newt. But mostly caffeine.
Everyone knows that the best things come in threes. Musketeers! Billy Goats Gruff! Wise men! Little Pigs! The list goes on! Why, I can't even imagine how many dimensions movies had before 3D glasses came along! The Mini Squishable Cerberus is nothing but threes! Three tongues to lick your face lovingly! Three sets of teeth to smile adorably! Like her older sister the Squishable Cerberus, this little lady is here to solve all your three-related issues! Three trigonometry tests coming up? Mini Cerberus will help you study! Three blind mice in your crawl space? Mini Cerberus has got you covered! Three extra cupcakes sitting on your counter? Mini Cerberus will...hey, where did my cupcakes go?