Yes, the Mini Squishable Baphomet may be an extra-dimensional creature of mystical occult tradition, but they're actually pretty chill. This afternoon their plans include a nice cup of chamomile tea, a comfortable couch, and a good record. They prefer heavy metal, but whatever, honestly. You pick.
The world is full of many brews. Some of them contain eye of newt and toe of frog. Some of them contain nice toasty malt, hops, and yeast. And some just contain a lot of caffeine. This is one of those. I mean, it also probably contains a bit of newt. But mostly caffeine.
Everyone knows that the best things come in threes. Musketeers! Billy Goats Gruff! Wise men! Little Pigs! The list goes on! Why, I can't even imagine how many dimensions movies had before 3D glasses came along! The Mini Squishable Cerberus is nothing but threes! Three tongues to lick your face lovingly! Three sets of teeth to smile adorably! Like her older sister the Squishable Cerberus, this little lady is here to solve all your three-related issues! Three trigonometry tests coming up? Mini Cerberus will help you study! Three blind mice in your crawl space? Mini Cerberus has got you covered! Three extra cupcakes sitting on your counter? Mini Cerberus will...hey, where did my cupcakes go?
Something was coming down the tide. It came down as quiet as a sleeping bairn, straight for him as he sat with his horse breasting the waters, and as it came the moon crept out of a cloud and he saw a glint of yellow hair.
From misty moors, crags and clifftops comes a hoard of eighteen strange tales gathered by Johnny Mains, award-winning anthologist and editor of the British Library anthology Celtic Weird. Sourced from Scotland's storied literary heritage and bustling with witches, ghosts, devils and merfolk, this selection celebrates the works of treasured Scottish writers such as John Buchan, Robert Louis Stevenson, Dorothy K. Haynes and Neil M. Gunn alongside rare pieces by lesser-known authors - including two tales translated from Scots Gaelic.
Brooding in the borderlands where strange folklore, bizarre mythology and twentieth-century hauntings meet, this volume promises chills and shivers as keen and fresh as the wind-whipped wilds of Scotland.